Want a coronavirus test? It's easy - just be rich, famous, or powerful

Coronavirus tests are hard to come by, but like all rare things in high demand, rich and famous people are first in line.
Actually, there is no line for VIPs – nurses in protective gear come to them to swab their privileged snouts.
From Herald-Mail Media:In Beverly Hills, Dr. David Nazarian, a primary care physician, said he’s been receiving an influx of calls since the coronavirus outbreak hit the U.S.
About a month ago, when COVID-19 cases were still primarily occurring overseas, Nazarian began looking into obtaining extra nasopharyngeal swabs and viral transport mediums — the materials needed to test for the coronavirus.
As a result, he had about 50 available for his patients, which were administered during house calls by nurses wearing protective gear.